i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
love makes seman taste better
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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