Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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