last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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