I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
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its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
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Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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