i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
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I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
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Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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