i don't like sucking hair
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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