I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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