My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
you will always have a special place in my vag
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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