No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
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Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
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The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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