I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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