I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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