But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
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and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
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I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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