How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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