I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
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