I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I am full of burrito and curiosity
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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