Do vagina's smell?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
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