doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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