Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Randomize
