UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
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You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
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Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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