did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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