I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
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i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
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I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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