are you so shy because you have an std?
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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