Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
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somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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