girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
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