Christians are straight up FREAKS
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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