This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
The Olympian is in my bed
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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