It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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