is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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