haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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