Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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