don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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