Whod you bang
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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