We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
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I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
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His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize