Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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