I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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