I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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