i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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