It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
