It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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