i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
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come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
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People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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