And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
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I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
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I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I currently don't understand fingers.
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