You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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