Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
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They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
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Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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