i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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