I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
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Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
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He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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