And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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