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You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka

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(203): View more from Connecticut

What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?

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(712): View more from Iowa

i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends

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(727): View more from Florida

These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.

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(706): View more from Georgia

I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.

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(513): View more from Ohio

I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.

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(989): View more from Michigan

He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow

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(336): View more from North Carolina

We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.

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