You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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