Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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