Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
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Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
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Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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