I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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