where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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