More tranny stories later!
420 ftw
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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