Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
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I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
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This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
My feet surprised me
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