the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
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I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
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I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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