We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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